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Today in psychology I was happy that we have Colleen as a prof. We had some other prof. as a substitute that wouldn't shut up. We also watched a movie about video games and how they encourage violence. I can't believe they said that! I play video games and I don't have any overtly violent behavior. man people who say that should die. But I kid.

I promise nothing for this blog. I have always thought that I work well under pressure but all this pressure to write another blog does not bode well for instant classic readers. Oh and no one ever asks Alie or Pat to blog. What the heck, they are part of this blog too. Man oh man.

Anyhow, today has been interesting already. I stopped to get coffee at caribou (only because I have a gift card people, Starbucks is the way to go) and this girl behind me accidentally touched my butt. I don't think it would have been mentioned but I was suprised so I turned around real fast. That was a bad idea, she was so embarrased and so she was like, "I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to." Then I said, "It's ok, everyone makes mistakes." I thought the conversation was over but then she kept saying over and over again, "Why did I do that? I didn't mean to. Man i am such an idiot. I can't believe i did that. What was I thinking. I was just reaching for my money. I am sooo sorry." Personally I just wanted to forget the whole thing but since she kept talking I turned around again and was like, "It's ok, just forget about it." Then her face returned to a somewhat normal color and I turned around and then she uh, touched my leg. Ha. With that she left. I thought that was the weirdest thing about my day. I think she needed her pills or something.

Anyways, that's what you guys get. I'm not really in the mood to blog but I think I'm gettting there again. I'll probably get going soon. Man, it's pretty bad when iDan tells you to blog. Boy. That's bad.

I don't know what you're doing but I don't appreciate it.

I have returned.

And I am at COD.

This is really weird. COD (which will no longer be capitalized due to my laziness) has already been crazy. Well, no, basically my psych class was crazy. And I will get to that but first I must give an "update" of this past weekend. It should be no "surprise" that it was a great weekend. But I have decided this: Illinois has the worst highways ever. On my way back from Ohio (that's where I was, probably searching for Nash Road) the majority of my time I spent going around 85 mph. I was making beautiful time. There were brief periods of time where I passed through construction but nothing too serious. Then of course I got to IL. There were brief periods of time when I wasn't in construction. I still think that pumping gasoline is one of the easiest things to do.

So Cilla's doing good for all of those interested. We had good times for all and I think the best thing I learned this weekend is He holds the ke-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey. And if you all don't get that. That's ok. You'll all learn it when you're older.

And so this brings me perfectly to my Psych class with Colleen. She isn't one of those professors who say, knows a lot. Rather she doesn't. But that class is good for a laugh. Unfortunately I can't stop laughing because she says the dumbest things. Today I couldn't stop laughing especially when she said she was a scientist. Or when she said that one of the best ways to know someone is suicidal is when they tell you that they are going to stand on the railroad tracks and let themselves git hit by a train, or subway, or what have you. What surprised me was when she said that she worked in a mental hospital that had train tracks right outside their door. I guess they didn't think of locks. Of course those suicidal people could have been sleep walking. But I guess that's better than sleep eating. I mean, you could be putting on the pounds and not even realize it because you ate in your sleep.

I hope I can get through it without getting yelled at too much because I'm laughing. I am probably the worst of all of us in the class. I can't help it.

And the circles and the ages and the ages...

Today I've had that sinking feeling that I'm forgetting something. So either I am or just plain retarted.

I got gas today and when I was at the pump it asked me to "Select Product". I thought of reliv. Heh.

That's nothing, I can count to purple backwards!

And so can some democrats.

Except for they obviously can't.

I'm feeling very political* this morning and thus I will dedicate it to who I will choose to vote for in this upcoming election. First of all I am not against democrats, no, but I am against liberals. And thus, I will say why John Kerry should lose this upcoming election.

Basically it seems that most people are ignorant fools. Republican and Democrat alike. Why? More or less because people are lazy and they don't want to get off their butt and do some research. I mean, does anyone know who they are voting for besides the president? Probably not. Just to let you guys know there is a Senate race going on too that will most likely affect us more than who is president. But since I had to find who was running on my own (Jerry Kohn**, lib., Alan Keyes, Rep., Barack Obama, Dem. and Albert Franzen) and what they all stand for, then I'll let you guys do that to.

So for president. It's no suprise that I'm voting for Bush. Here is my main problem with Kerry, he isn't decisive. Plus, he's an idiot. So his main campaign issue for the year 2004 was the Vietnam War. Um, can he say 25 years ago? He pushed so hard to show his "valor" and "patriotism" (even though him and good pal Jane Fonda decided it was a good idea to go and throw his medals on the white house lawn, no wonder he can't prove that his medals exist) that even Bill Clinton, before he went under the knife*** he told Kerry to drop the "good soldier" act. Oh man! Now what is Kerry going to do? He can't really focus on the econmy seeing as it's doing pretty well. Actually even the unemployment rate at 5.4% is the exact same as it was when Clinton stood to be re-elected. The interest rate for home buyers when Clinton was re-elected was 7.62% and now it is 5.66%. So basically we are finally getting over what Clinton did to our economy and reaping the benifits of a Republican lead economy.

So, ok, Kerry can't focus on the economy, education is a moot point because for all the talk about it, the federal government has very little say. As far as taxes go, Kerry wants to raise them so that's a no no. Really the only thing that he has against Bush is the war in Iraq, which, um, he uh, voted for. Yeah, so basically, Kerry has nothing.

Another thing that makes me upset is that good values such as Alan Keyes standing agaisnt gay marriage is spoken against and called "hateful" and yet angry mobs of protestors outside the Republican national convention and protestors rushing the stage as the president spoke was seen as "using their right of free speech to the extent that the constitution meant for them". Give me a break. Stupid liberals.


*the extra crispy kind, not the original recipe.

** I think Joh Kerry has a plan B if he doesn't win the election for president, those names are too similar.

***Unfortunately the surgery was unsuccessful, Bill's still here.

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So, I am definitely at work and not really sure about what I will write about. In fact, my unsureness is definite. Well, these last few nights have been somewhat interesting. Chris came over and and we hung out for a few hours. Yeah, good times. Working has been my life for the past few weeks and I am so ready for school to start which means more work but for right now I need a break in the monotony.

So I am having something at my house on Saturday and everyone who reads this blog is invited. For a bonus Priscilla will be there for those of you who would like to see her. So everyone can come over around 7 and such, if you need directions or anything give me a call on my cell or something.

So I saw Matt on Sunday. That was a good time, his friends from Moody are cool, I talked a lot with Joel and I think the other guys name was Tim. What's funny about Matt is that it takes him no time to make friends especially with the opposite gender. There was like 8 girls and 5 guys that came with him to church and then afterwards to his house. How does he do it? It's never been easy for me to do that but I guess I got the better deal anyways so that's all good.

So Moody. I wonder why everyone gets married in there? I mean, it has the reputation. So I will now make a few conjectures at why Moody is the marriage breeding ground that it is:

1. There is something in the food that makes couples attract more than at most colleges. I decided to investigate this a little more last year by eating more food from cough-up, I mean Kaufman dining hall to see if I became more desirable. I didn't. In fact, it just seemed to make things worse and the only thing I became more of was gassy.

2. They all live in a romantic setting anyways, downtown Chicago, so it increases the mood. Once again, I thought that even though Naperville wasn't as romantic as Chicago, we did have the riverwalk and we don't have Caprini Green. So I thought we may even out or be just a small gap behind Chicago. But once again, the romantic scenery of a walk on the river did nothing to increase my chances or any other people's success of marriage except perhaps my RA stump.

3. Women go there looking for husbands. This may be true and I have no way to check this as far as research done at North Central goes. All I know is that probably all the decent girls go to Moody and none go to North Central. There may be one or two but heck if I can find them and heck if I care to look.

4. Guys go there looking for wives. This also may be true (as in Matt Peterson's case perhaps?) but I'd be more willing to believe the other way around than this way because there are few things as a girl one can do at Moody besides get married to a pastor/youth pastor/missionary/theologian and guys can do all those. Granted girls can do the last two but they'll probably get married anyways.

5. There is some weird crap going on at Moody that only Moody students know about. I'd bet most my money on this one. So before anyone *coughjoycough* bites my head off I do think that Moody is the best Bible college around. However, it does have that reputation for producing more marriages liscenses than theologians. But hey, what do I know?

So there's your new post. I hope everyone is happy.

Vultures.