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So, I am definitely at work and not really sure about what I will write about. In fact, my unsureness is definite. Well, these last few nights have been somewhat interesting. Chris came over and and we hung out for a few hours. Yeah, good times. Working has been my life for the past few weeks and I am so ready for school to start which means more work but for right now I need a break in the monotony.

So I am having something at my house on Saturday and everyone who reads this blog is invited. For a bonus Priscilla will be there for those of you who would like to see her. So everyone can come over around 7 and such, if you need directions or anything give me a call on my cell or something.

So I saw Matt on Sunday. That was a good time, his friends from Moody are cool, I talked a lot with Joel and I think the other guys name was Tim. What's funny about Matt is that it takes him no time to make friends especially with the opposite gender. There was like 8 girls and 5 guys that came with him to church and then afterwards to his house. How does he do it? It's never been easy for me to do that but I guess I got the better deal anyways so that's all good.

So Moody. I wonder why everyone gets married in there? I mean, it has the reputation. So I will now make a few conjectures at why Moody is the marriage breeding ground that it is:

1. There is something in the food that makes couples attract more than at most colleges. I decided to investigate this a little more last year by eating more food from cough-up, I mean Kaufman dining hall to see if I became more desirable. I didn't. In fact, it just seemed to make things worse and the only thing I became more of was gassy.

2. They all live in a romantic setting anyways, downtown Chicago, so it increases the mood. Once again, I thought that even though Naperville wasn't as romantic as Chicago, we did have the riverwalk and we don't have Caprini Green. So I thought we may even out or be just a small gap behind Chicago. But once again, the romantic scenery of a walk on the river did nothing to increase my chances or any other people's success of marriage except perhaps my RA stump.

3. Women go there looking for husbands. This may be true and I have no way to check this as far as research done at North Central goes. All I know is that probably all the decent girls go to Moody and none go to North Central. There may be one or two but heck if I can find them and heck if I care to look.

4. Guys go there looking for wives. This also may be true (as in Matt Peterson's case perhaps?) but I'd be more willing to believe the other way around than this way because there are few things as a girl one can do at Moody besides get married to a pastor/youth pastor/missionary/theologian and guys can do all those. Granted girls can do the last two but they'll probably get married anyways.

5. There is some weird crap going on at Moody that only Moody students know about. I'd bet most my money on this one. So before anyone *coughjoycough* bites my head off I do think that Moody is the best Bible college around. However, it does have that reputation for producing more marriages liscenses than theologians. But hey, what do I know?

So there's your new post. I hope everyone is happy.

Vultures.