Allison is probably the only one who will get this

Setting: Earth Science, Geology 102
Time: around 10:15am
Plot: watching a movie about mudslides

That's right. Mudslides. The distributor of the movie of course was the NGA or the national geology association, which I think went extinct sometime around when Jurassic Park was a hit. Or as Filomena pronounces it, Yurasic. But about this movie. What it consisted of was a very monotone man's voice and that's right, you guessed it, classical music. Oh yes, and mudslides, lots and lots of mudslides.

What was so hilarious about this movie was that sometimes the mudslides would have very light, happy classical music and sometimes it would be very loud and ominous. Which led to the obvious conclusion about how mudslides and women are very much the same. Let's just take a look shall we?

1) What I was watching on screen: a muslide going downhill, happy music.

Music stops.

Narrator: "Worldwide mudslides (or women) kill hundreds of people each year and cause millions in property damage."

Happy music.

2) What I was watching on screen: a muslide going downhill, ominous, I want to kill you music.

Narrator: "Some mudslides have a high viscosity and can carry even large boulders down stream even though sometimes they seem very slow and subtle."

So can women. Slow and subtle.

3)What I was watching on screen: a muslide going downhill, happy music.

Narrator: "Not all 'mudslides' are obvious, some downward movement called 'creep' movies millimeters per year. However the important thing is that it is working everywhere all the time."

Women do the same thing, they get their way, even though men don't understand how, the point it that women are always working, everywhere.

4) What I was watching on screen: a muslide going downhill and people trying to catch some of it in a bucket and almost dying, death music.

Narrator: "Those who study mudslides put themselves in great peril."

No explaination needed.

5) What I was watching on screen: a muslide going downhill, the British National Anthem

Narrator: "Some mudslides have non-turbulant natures while others are filled with turbulance, and they can go back and forth between low and high turbulance."

The narrator gave no explaination about how or why some mudslides are turbulant and some aren't. They just are.

You see, this movie was very funny to me. I can ever hear one of the songs now, dadada dadada dada da da da, dadada dadada dada da da da, dadada dadada dada da da da, dadadaaaaaa dada da da da.