Alexander the Great ruined my life.

So I will start out by imitating Dan when he laughs on AIM:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

It's been a long time and I must admit that I haven't been very frequent. I also haven't written any blogs in a while.

But here I am, trying for the second time to write a blog. You see i had written a blog that was quite good but unfortunately it was rejected by blogger itself.

But I was trying to fathom where COD finds it's professors. Obviously, COD has set the bar high with it's stunning one page online application that goes something lika thisa:

Name: Normal high school graduate
Alias: Jimmy "I don't deal drugs" Teenager
ID #:1234321
Fake ID#:4321234
High School Graduated/Attended/Truant at: That one
Number of arrests: none
Number of of not not getting arrested: probably around 3
Ha We Got You!: ...
GPA: more than i can add

So as you can see, with these stunning displays, their requirements for teaching there must be higher than a COD student on Friday night. AKA they must be insane.

So I thought with those types of requirements I could teach there no problem.

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Learning to do important stuff: 101
Prof. Luke Dean

Sylabus

Objective:
To learn how to do important stuff and spell the word sylabus.

Required Reading:

If I were you, I'd say life sucked too! - Luke Dean
Redefining Words with Bad Connotations, the Anthology - Riane Berendt
All I Want To Do is to Pretend I'm Sad While Having Lots of Money and Women, the Emo story - Pat Christ
Hot Dead Theologians - Joy Deen
I Swear I'm Not Gay - Dan Jacobson

Academic Honesty -

Be academicly honest.

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There you have it. It'd be the best class ever. I'd take it. Except for the Hot Dead Theologians part. Gross.

Well it has been a long time yes it has. And you sure have missed me. I think I got more complaints about not writing a blog than Alie says 'like' in a sentence. That's about, well, three. But that's what counts people! Making people complain!

So what has happen with me, what has happened...

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Yeah, that's about it. But unfortunately for you I'm not done.

So i've seen 3.5 movies in the past 48 hours. Alexander, Finding Neverland, The Stepford Wives and Envy.

Alexander sucked and I think Pat put it best when he said, "If I wanted to watch the history channel I would have stayed home!" But he's short.

Then there is Al. Many of you don't know Al. Many of you should. Probably one of the coolest guys this side of Al Gore. In fact he is so cool pretty much everyone at COD wants to be his friend and such. He is the voice of this generation, he understands the times and is in love with the music! This would all be true if it was 1984. Although I could probably be seen as making fun of him right now, that's ok, he really is a good guy, but that's beside the point. There are lots of good guys that should be made fun of, for instance, like me. But anyways, me, AL and ALlison, were sitting talking about how "Eddie" as Al lovingly refers to him as is the best guitarist ever. In fact, Eddie VanHalen plays guitar with a power drill. Now that is a skill of the gods right there. Let me tell you. So Al was at the movie and he said it sucked too.

Of course the Stepford wives is just like any movie you could think of with Bette Midler, Nicole Kidman, and Faith Hill: Obnoxious, fake (accents, hair colors, etc.), and well, dumb. The only way to make it worse would be to put Conan O'Brien in there. Oh man, he makes even Better Midler look good.

Envy was actually suprisingly funny after people said it was really bad. Go see it.

And I forget what the other one was so i'm not going to review it because i don't want to scroll up.

Finally, Pat, I'm sorry you have to work at Kohl's but actually not sorry at all.

Forget you Charlie.