It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time

The thing about going crazy is you don't really go anywhere. I think Colleen is crazy. She's still here.

So today I was walking through cod as one usually does when one attends cod and I saw someone wearing a cod sweatshirt. I pondered this wondering why anyone would first of all buy a cod sweartshirt much less wear a cod sweatshirt. Why would you want to broadcast this. It's like putting other bad things about yourself on your sweatshirt:

"I'm dating a Catholic priest!"

"I don't take showers!"

"I have probably slept with you!"

You see, you just don't wear stuff like that. Even if it's true.

But still people at COD can be stupid. But i have decided something over the past two days. I don't like black people. Now this probably sounds really racist and it probably is, but what I mean by that is that I don't like some black people. And by some (in italics) I mean the one I met at work last night and the group that harrassed me on my way to psych. You see last night this one man came in and I could barely understand him to begin with. What made things worse is he didn't understand a word I was saying:

Me: You will also have overdraft protection available to you.
Him*: What's that?
Me: It is a service that we give to our members that will draw funds from your savings if you overdraw funds from your checking.
Him: What?
(Now at this point the questions weren't stupid because i could understand someone being confused by what i said because I probably don't even know what it means)
Me: Ok, so say you bounce a check, if you have enough money in your savings we will automatically withdraw from your savings to cover your check so you don't have to pay the $30 insufficient funds fee.
Him: Bounce a check?
Me: That's when you write a check and there isn't enough money to cover that check in your account.
Him: No, man, I know what a bounced check is, but what I'm wondering is why i have to pay for it.
Me: You mean the fee?
Him: No, the check.
Me: Um, because you wrote it.
Him: But why would it come out of my savings?
Me: Because you don't have enough money to cover the check.
Him: Well, why not?
Me: Sir, I don't know why not, people make mistakes, sometimes we think we have money in our checking and we really don't.
Him: But still, if I didn't have enough money why do i have to pay for it?
Me: What? Because that's what a checking account is sir.
Him: Wait, you need a checking account for all this?
Me: YES!
Him: Oh, well I never wanted one of those, I just wanted the overdraft protection.
Me: Let me go get my supervisor.

So let's just say I had to have someone else work with this man.

This morning I was walking in the the IC and some black guys pushed me into the wall. Jerks.

So then after psych a bunch of us met up and sang some worship songs outside at cod. It was good times. We didn't get anything thrown at us. Dang. Of course me, Candace, Allison and Royce got our seats stolen in Geology by people who saw us singing. Then they said we stole their seats. Then I put a Bush sticker on my notebook so whenever they said something I held it up. Score.

Oh and the best part about today is it is Tues. which means tomorrow is weds. which is important.

So the moral of today's story is this: Don't wear shirts from COD, they make you look retarted.

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Colleen's quote of the day:

"The whole nine yards."


*What he said is purely assumption on my part