Cliche's and the users that, um, use them.

So yes, i know, i haven't blogged in a while. But here is my excuse:

Screw you.

Anyway, I have been busy but it's all been good. I will start off with what i start off with everyday. Philosophy.

So today my teacher was making fun of people for not getting enough sleep and not eating breakfast. So he asked us who ate breakfast and of course i raised my hand seeing as I had the breakfast of dreams which is a sausage mcmuffin and hash browns with coffee. So he goes and asks one kid, "Did you have your Wheeties?" And he said, "No I had Frosted Flakes." And so my teacher goes, "Isn't that great, I remember watching those commercials and you see the business man really drowsy and up pops the tiger and then everything is ok. Let me just tell you this. That tiger's full of crap."

And I laughed, a hard thing to do at 8:20 in the morning.

Next is my time with Colleen. You know it's going to be good because I think that her patients rubbed off on her and now she is insane. But it's good times. Today she insisted that the Washington Monument is a falic symbol because George Washington was our strongest hero. Um, yeah. I think Freud would say that Colleen has some unresolved issues:

"You've probably never done this before---mixed ammonia and bleach together thinking that you're gonna get something extra clean, but you didn't know you just made a poisonous gas that could kill you. Hahaha"

Talk about wish-fulfillment.

Joy had a speech today about OCD. I thought she was perfect for that speech, her notes on it wer both obessesive and compulsive. The funiest thing that happened all day though was Mrs. Deen's misuse of the cliche 'Sorry Charlie'. So now I have decided to replace that cliche with "forget you Charlie" everytime i say it. Or maybe just "screw you Charlie".

Then off to Filomena. We had a lab today which turned out to be the exact same lab we did for the past two weeks with different minerals. Well at one point he told us we should probably fill out the description of each minerals in our lab book. It is basically fill in the blank as most of the description is typed in. But then he told us not to worry if we saw some things that we haven't learned yet. Such as, "Supernetted, feldman sparring. What the **** is that?" So Allison, you missed it.

And now, I am at work. And the song that's playing is "I'm a believer" by the Monkeys. Oh yeah.