I'll take the park bench without the scenic garbage can please...

For some people, putting lemon in water makes that water taste just like slightly flavored lemon water, which is gross. But for other people, it tastes just that much closer to lemonade.

Which is why I want to talk about me leaving for Jam Camp. You see when my last post said "Taking the week off" what I forgot to mention is that it's this week. So I tricked you all. But I thought I'd put in some overtime just for those who can't get enough instant classic.

Be ready for wild stories of passion and regret... actually probably not, more like stories about jr. high kids playing around with ducktape.

Actually last year two of the 8th graders came up to me and with pants hung low and side ways hats and all were like, "Dude, dude, you gotta check this prank out man, i mean, it's like the totally best prank man." So at the onset I was sort of laughing at them because I mean, they were idiots. But I was ony proven correct when I saw what their prank was . They had put ducktape around the shower head and knobs. They were like, "Isn't that the best!!!" I was like, "Yeah, um, so now they actually have to take the tape, uh, off." Them, "Yeah I know! Isn't that awesome!!" Hive fives all around.

Well, expect more stories like that. Oh fun.

And I will miss you all, especially one person who will remain nameless. Ok, she won't, I'm going to miss Priscilla the most. Sorry everyone else.