Tony Danza: You didn't ask yourself a question.

Well, since I cannot think of *anything* original (even those * are Evan's idea) and in true jr. high fashion and in true copying fashion of me and since I should be cleaning but am not I will spend time doing one of those survey things. I said that I wouldn't do one of those ever again but since Riane is my hero I decided things would be a little bit different from now on seeing as she did this same profile that I will do now:

A SURVEY.

Time now: Time for you to get a watch! hahahaha, lolololol, you suck (sorry I had to throw in some jr. highness into this.) j/k, brb, afk, lylab/lylas, [insert various emoticon's here]


1.Do you shave? Yes.


2.What do you shave? Whatever feels right.


3. Why? Because if I shaved something that felt wrong I'd be in a mess of trouble.


4.What colour is your razor? Weull muy razour is-u blauck.

5. What size is your bed? super-sized but I always go diet coke



8. Would you go naked in a bathtub with a naked old man/woman with each of you
having a bar of soap and soap each other till the bars of soap run out for a million
dollars? Only if it was Dove soap. That stuff has moisturizing lotion in it man.


9. If you woke up one morning and found out you were going to stay in the body you have now for the rest of your life, what would you think? I'd probably have to go with, "Yes".


11. If World War III broke out, what would you say? If Riane won't take it, I will.

12. Buttons or boxes? Does this really make sense to anyone?


18. Is the world screwed? No it's on an axis.


19. Is cussing a neccesity in life? "Why you ungrateful, lying, succubus."


20. What's an object you can't live without? my brain


21. Can you live without the microwave? a certain microwave in particular or the whole spectrum of microwaves?


23. Would you rather be rich with 15 spoiled brats or just barely making it with a dog?
Well, I don't see how brats are that much different than hotdogs, which if they were spoiled then I'd throw them away, or give them to my dog.


25. What's something someone's done to make you hold a grudge against them? Ate my plums that I was probably saving for breakfast, they would have been cool, sweet and delicous. But that was just to say.


26.Favorite weather- No, I definitely like whether better


27. What's one look trait that attracts you to a guy/girl? That "/" really turns me on.

29. Do you know what 143 means? Yes holmes, "Suck on(tm) it!"

30. Who's phone number are you hoping to get? Ed McMahon

31. Describe melancholy. It always makes me think of Robin Hood, although they were supposed to be merry, they didn't have RELIV


35. Which guy/girl do you wish to be with RIGHT now? Definitely Ed McMahon, that guy's rich and he doesn't even have *spoiled* brats, probably good ones that we can eat

36. Is it right to flirt if you have a bf/gf? Is it right to take away the sun glasses of a blind man, I mean he'll never know they're gone?


41. What do you think of the word, "no pain, no gain" ? I think that it's four words. (that's a keeper).


42. What do you think of the quote "eyes are the passageways into the soul" ? Does that mean the butt is the exit ramp?


43.What do you think of sleep? There is no spoon.

44. If you had the chance to slow down your growth now and live to 500 years but it's like
a 50 year old body by then, would you go for it? So basically you're saying I could live to around 730 years old? Only If I woke up one morning and found out I was going to stay in the body I have now for the rest of my life.


45. At one point in a girl/guy friendship will one them them like each other even if it's only
for a little bit. True or false? This is like the incredibly morphing sentence, it goes from statement, to question and back to statement again, maybe it's as confused as the girl/guy.

46.Are you a procrastinator?


48.how's your cereal in your bowl? Cereal, only if I had cereal!

49. What's an annoying trait about you? I'm not fluent in Egaugnal


50. Football or rugby? stupid british


52. Ice skating or rollerblading? broomball


55. What colour is your jacket? I refuse to answer British questions

56. What's something you ALWAYS have on you? Hair, it's always there, even when (and where) you don't want it to be.


57. What do you think of guys with nailpolishes? I would want to know what its gots in its pocketsess.

58. Do you stay in bed thinking or do you fall alseep in 5 seconds? Probably the other way around.



...Yeah I guess I do procrastinate.

59. Would you rather go to a boarding school, private school, or an all girls or guys
school? Is guy/girl an option?

61. Who do you want to take with you to the prom? Dr. Pepper... or Ed McMahon.


64. How do you react to change? hmm, I eat tippy.

65. Are you happy? in the metaphysical sense, yes.


67. What's one facial feature you'd like to change about yourself? hmm, probably that part.

68. Do you take a shower after a bath? You take baths! You loser.

69. What's colour's your towel? I have a giant blow-dryer.


70. What do you think of knuckle cracking? Knuckles cracking.

72. Chalk or crayons? what are we in preschool?


74. Coffee, tea, or me? Definitely you.


75. Wouldn't you just love to hug someone right now? Yeah, wouldn't you love a sexual harassment suit right about now?

76. Who was the last person who complimented you? Probably Molly, but she only speaks dog so it would only sound like barking to you.


77. What's wrong with your school? North Central, Where your money is central, until we use it all, then we kick you out.

82. Isn't gondola a cool word? Did anybody know that Venice is sinking?

86. Who was better in rush hour/rush hour 2? Hmm, it's hard to say, seeing as they compare no one.


87. It someone said you were hot, what would you say? Oh man, I'm on fire again?


89. What happens when you hear the word christmas? My mouth starts to water, my stomach starts rumbling and I feel light headed, oh wait, that's not Christmas, that a snikers bar.

91. What food brings back good memories? I don't know, how about this, everybody give me something to eat and I'll tell you what I remember.

92. Do you talk to yourself? Pff, do you *not* talk to yourself?

94. What's your opinion on love? It's what the world needs now, next to buttons...or boxes.

97. Do you think you can afford to lose weight? Hmm, maybe if the rates were low enough.

100. Ever traveled abroad? No sweetcakes, but could you be a doll and get me some dinner? Yeah and while you're at it sugarplum how bout' you straighten up this here house?

101. Have you been trying to fix the grammatical errors in this survey? I took a survey once, I was a grammar nazi. not to be confused with a real nazi. I just hate grammer.

102. Are you failing? At what, school? never.

103. Are you doing this survey because you have nothing original to blog about? No, Riane is my bloggin hero.

104. Do you think it's really funny when Luke and Pat talk about emoticons? Yes.

105. At this point in time, are you making up these questions? Yes.

106. Are you going to stop? maybe

107. Why would a farmer live in a dell? So he could go hi ho the dereo obviously.

39. Is it better to burn out than to fade away? maybe you could just fizzle.

16. Youre going to die a natural death. What is the cause? Ted Kennedy.

34. Do nice guys really finish last? Yeah but we get all the chicks.

The glass... half empty or half full? is there vodka in it?

Song played at funeral: Imperial March.

45. What is your favourite action caption from the old batman tv show? MSG'd!!!

40. You put a quarter into a toy machine. What comes out? A fortune with the question, "You put a quarter into a toy machine. What comes out?"

54. What position do you sleep in? Never found that out, I'm sleeping.

85. Favourite pick up line? Heh. "Are you a packet of sugar cause you are sweet!"

87. What did you like to make believe as a child? That I was batman, and that batman actually had superpowers, and that I had chicks.

Did you have an imaginary friend? They said I can't tell you.

What is the first thing you wash in the shower? I take baths.

What was the best decade of the past century? The 70's, star wars was invented.

Do you drink? Only to get drunk, and even then only to make my problems go away.

What was the last movie you saw that made you cry? I am to manly of a man to cry, it's just not manly.

Is lying sometimes necessary? Only to you.

What is your favourite curse word? succubus.

What is your favourite lucky charm? They all taste the same people.

How did you find out that there was no Santa Claus? Psh, who told you that?

Are you on a diet? If you call eating what I want a diet then yes.

What is the worst feeling in the world? Making little Johnny cry after you tell him that his parents have just died in a horrible car accident, then finding out that little Johnny is an orphan.

What is the most annoying feeling in the world? Not remembering who Ed McMahon was.

187. Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have worms.

Pancakes or Waffles: ha, I'll just go with waffles and not touch this one.

Do you wear a hearing aid? uh, why not.

Do you feel like your name fits you? No, because i don't have the force.