Mawidge

So I was dressed up a lot this past weekend. Amazingly, I didn't wear the same thing twice as I thought I would. Friday I went to the leadership appreciation banquet and man, I was appreciated. Seriously though, it was a good time for all. After that I went with Josh and Gerg (jr. high leaders) to Tim Allchin's (jr. high pastor) bachleor party. I really didn't know what to expect because he is a pastor and such, but I expected right, there was only *one* stripper. But I kid. I wouldn't really say there was a stripper per se, as much as a bunch of guys hanging out at Dave and Busters. So just to clarify before anyone calls the church and reports Tim, there was no stripper. So enough about bachleor parties. On to weddings.

Saturday was Tim's wedding and it was a fun time. Allison drove and she did really well, I felt bad for her because when we were driving home a storm hit that made it so we could see very little and she had to drive in it while Matt and Beth talked about music and iPods and I sat in the front wondering why so many people had their hazards on. But we got home safely. But Tim and Heather's wedding was good, as far as weddings go. I'm not really an expert on weddings, rather I'd call myself the opposite of expert but hey, they got hitched so I guess the wedding was o, right? But I did decide a couple of things that I want to do or not do at my wedding. The first thing is this: make sure I'm the first one to eat. Heck, it's my wedding, and I'll be hungry. Second, about this tapping the spoon against the glass for a kiss, I haven't really decided about that yet, becuase the noise, really annoys me but I'm going to want to kiss my wife as many times as I can at the reception. Also, I'm not going to sing a song well known for my wedding song, Steven Curtis Chapman's "I Will Be Here" was in my head for too long. And the funny part was it wasn't even the words, just that piano solo near the end. Stupid piano solo. So I've decided I'm going to write a song for my wife to play at the wedding. Thus, no one will have to have any songs stuck in their head. Oh, and I want a cool processional song, like the song at the end of Star Wars: A New Hope, before all the females are like, "Well, I guess I won't be marrying him ever," listen to the song, it's pretty cool, especially for a processional. It's not like I want my wife to march to it. No, it'll be the wedding march for her, not the Prince of Denmark's March. Who knew Denmark ever had a prince? Not me. Oh yeah, and I'm not going to have someone say, "If anyone knows why these to people should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace." I thought that was a requirement or something, but no, no one said that on Saturday. Plus, if anyone waited until my wedding day to say, "Um, I may have a problem..." I think at that point I would shoot him dead, or just shoot him. With a squirt gun. And then we could all have a really cool squirt gun fight. Or not. Remember people, the song at the end of Star Wars rocks. And so do weddings. Sometimes.