If you are squemish when reading the word "nipples" don't read any further

So this blog is a conversation me and Pat had at like 11:00, pretty random but some interesting points were brought up that I thought I would open up to the blogging world. Oh and yes, if you are weak of heart or weak of butt consider this a disclaimer as well.

SFs P NUT: hey stupid
Stdly709: hey dumb face
Stdly709: fat
SFs P NUT: O IT"S ON >:o
Stdly709: if i traded it all if I gave it all away for one thing, just for one thing
SFs P NUT: you know what i'd do, i'd choose a different roomie, you know one not nearly as dumb as you, OOOOOOO
Stdly709: hey lay off super smell man, you'd choose one that lived in a bubble in order to not smell anything except your self
SFs P NUT: yea, because i always smell so good man, seriously, and i got the looks, i got it all, what do you have, yea, that's right nothing, NOTHING, hehe
Stdly709: if by nothing you mean "everything that Pat wants and more" then I agree with you
SFs P NUT: hmmmm, interesting, yet far from the truth, all you have that i don't is well, a beard, and glasses, both of which i long not for
Stdly709: you think my beard is dead sexy, and my glasses just excentuate the point
SFs P NUT: ok, fine, you caught me darn it
Stdly709: that's right, hey Pat I have a question for you
SFs P NUT: mmm k
Stdly709: If I came over there, licked my hand and then put it on your face what would you do?
SFs P NUT: i would cut you good, and by cut i mean knee you in the nuts
Stdly709: hmm, that sounds interesting, you know what would be more interesting, what would happen if we lived back in the age of the dinosaurs do you think we could domesticate them?
Stdly709: I mean, seriously, they may be big am dumb, like cows, but I think it would be really fun to ride one
SFs P NUT: yea, but man, they got horns, kinda like playin leap frog with a unicor, you just don't do it man
Stdly709: and even still we could take them on walks but the leashes would have to be really long, and then we would have to have really long pooper scoopers cause man, if they lay a duece, it's gonna be huge
SFs P NUT: true, very true, but i would rather chill out in my cave with my computer, wait a minute, computers wouldn't be around yet, well i sure as heck wouldn't survive, maybe a few hours longer than nippy, but still
Stdly709: yeah nippy, that reminds me, when I was driving today one hand was really cold and the other was really warm, I was afraid that all the heat was going to one side of my body, that wouldn't be cool, I mean holy cow, what would happen if one nipple was warm and the other was cold? It wouldn't be cool
SFs P NUT: well, you would have tho on one side and not the other, that poses and even greater question, what if we didn't have nipples, what would we look like without them
Stdly709: I would be really freaked out
SFs P NUT: as would i
Stdly709: but then where would we get milk, cause cows wouldn't have utters then, because Pat, that's really what those are, big nipples
Stdly709: filled with milk
SFs P NUT: yea, good point, well, then cookies would have no purpose, because without milk, they are nothing, i mean, it would be complete chaos without nipples
Stdly709: choas, but sometimes chaos is good, like chaos hydras those were cool, man we need to play heroes again
SFs P NUT: no kidding man, it's all about that titans though, those things bust a cap, or shall i say a lightning bolt
Stdly709: yeah they bust a lightning bolt
Stdly709: I wish i could get hit by lighting
Stdly709: just once
Stdly709: and live
SFs P NUT: you'd be pretty energized after that one
Stdly709: I think the best place to be hit would be the butt, the most padding
SFs P NUT: good point
Stdly709: it is a good point, and you another good point, wait, I'm on empty I got no other points
SFs P NUT: i have a point
Stdly709: shut up, no you don't
SFs P NUT: yes i do, and it's along the lines of, me sleepy=bedtime
Stdly709: hmm, that's a good point
Stdly709: oh oh , i do have a point, it's funny that we are talking to each other when we are sitting right next to each other
SFs P NUT: i know, ahh, the joys of laziness in college, we don't even have to talk to each other, don't want to stress our precious vocal chords
Stdly709: never, never
Stdly709: I think this would make a good post
SFs P NUT: indeed, it would, and the shortflip is out like a trout