Dan Statement: That was the best dream I've ever had when I was sleeping

Fact: Dan did not say that. Fact: Dan says stupid things. Assumption: Dan could have said this.

But seriously you guys, my dream last night was really cool. It was a cross between Godzilla, The Hulk, Stargate and any side scrolling Super Nintendo game (think Megaman). Since I rarely remember my dreams this was an exciting event for me therefore you will all be able to share the wonder and delight I had from this dream.

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...

Ok, well it didn't really begin that way, but I did get the clear impression that this dream was a sequel. Not that I had dreamt something like this before, but I started out the dream thinking that I was a big hero for defeating Godzilla. Therefore, everything was right in the world. Then I had the clear impression that something was wrong. Enter Stargate. For those of you who don't know the bad guy in Star Gate was an alien who had really cool technology that took the form of a human. So the "godzilla" that I had just killed infested (somehow) my wife/girlfriend/girl that just happened to be next to me in the dream. And she turned into the great lizzard. So I ran away and went into hiding, I think before everyone else knew about the new threat because I remember thinking I was really smart that I got away while everyone else was dead. Then I remember walking through a burnt down city and godzilla's cohorts were driving through the streets in magnet cars collecting all the metal, I think they were going to use it for some type of space craft. After that I was found so I started running toward a river and got shot in the back with a shotgun. Somehow I survived (I think that was one of the superpowers I had that helped me beat the original godzilla) but I played dead. So all the bad guys gathered all the other dead bodies and put them into forklift type thing and went to dump us in this river. Right before the bad guy pulled the lever I looked up and smiled and he looked shocked that his shotgun blast didn't kill me but it was too late he pulled the lever and I was in the river. Unfortunately the joke was on me because there was some type of giant snake in the water that came after me. Now at this point in the dream I realized it was a dream, because I got really cold and I thought to myself, "Crap I need to know what happens in this dream, I don't want to wake up and pull my blanket up," But I did and then I went back to sleep and the dream continued. Somehow I escaped the giant snake (don't ask me how, I missed that part when I was getting my blankets over me) and then it was like the super Nintendo side scrolling game. I was shooting stuff and killing the bad guys and there was this one platform that looked really hard to get by because it had so many guns shooting out of it. But I shot it with a super shot and then I went on to the final duel. Now the godzilla was no longer anyone I knew, in fact it changed genders on me so I don't know what happened to the first person, but hey, it's a dream. So I got really mad and then I became godzilla except it was me verses a mega-godzilla. And I had to go into some closet (one that was very large I guess seeing as I was the size of most buildings) and it gave me more powers and I beat the mega-godzilla and saved the day. Now isn't that a really cool dream. Man, I'm creative even when I'm unconscious.