How much is that doggy in the bathroom, oh wait, it really smells in there.

A conudrum of life has pressented itself to me. I walk in the bathroom and it smelled really bad. Now some of you may think that I am being a little too much like Dan when I say that but let me explain before you make any rash decisions. You see they had cleaned that bathroom 10 minutes before I went in there. Why is it that the cleaning materials they use smell worse than the material in which bathrooms are used to dispose of? This is America for goodness sakes, the land of the "complain about the most inignificant problem"! How could this occur?
Motion to call to question.
Second!
Motion passes.
We will now vote on bill 1002.
Bill passes. 132-49

[much clapping and cheering]

"This just in, bill 1002 has passed by a wide margin. It seems that the Republican party highly supported this bill."
"Thank you Connie, any speculations on why the democrats did not support this bill?"
"That is the question here in the capital as well and our only guess is that Democrats actually enjoy smelling bad."
"Yes, one would have to make that assumption since all but 3 democats voted to not ban horrific smelling cleaning products."
"[chuckle] I guess that's why they're democrats, they don't understand the real issue at hand, making bathrooms smell better."
"Yes Jim, I guess that's why they suck, I mean they are democrats."

And America is a better place.