Das ist ein gute Regenschild

I think Germans have the coolest words. For instance, the German word for Umbrella is der Regenschild. Which translated means, rain sheild. How cool is that! We just have dumb umbrellas. Who came up with that word? In other news, Alie doesn't need to apologize, we at instant classic are unashamed (ha) of what we post here. It's not that I hate Valentine's Day (which is only a step above Sweetest Day) but women in general confuse me. The question one needs to ask is not why Luke doesn't like Valentine's Day but rather a girl would admit to liking a, "cheezy or a Hallmark holiday" (Nelson, 1). I am of the belief that a girl should be treated special all the time, not just on a stupid made up holiday. And no one said God screwed up the world! No Alie, for shame! It was sin! Sin made girls confusing. I don't know how it did it, but somehow, here we are and the flower industry is not doing very good for the lack of people buying them.

Back to German words, we got das Geschictspulmachine. Isn't that just a lot more fun to say than washing machine.

As far as blogging goes, I think it's gone to far, if you haven't read Ashley's blog yet, consider yourself lucky. I am retracting the endorsement Alie made about Slap Happy.

In other news, the Patriots won. Big whoop. I did happen to like the Chopper commercials, Mikey is so dumb. Oh boy, the donkey one was pretty good too. Oh and Jenna, you do look like you should be in the Matrix. So speaking of Regan, I think that Bush is a good president. I know I'm putting myself into the line of fire of all liberals everywhere, but hey, no liberals read my site anyway because as far as I know Ping is a communist and the other two are Republican. But for all you liberals out there, Bush will win ha ha! Because we have people like me who vote for him. ha ha. Look at your precious Dean now. Wait what, he didn't win any of the states so far, what? Kerry is most likely to win now, what? Growing economy, succesful military campaign (capturing Sadaam), what? Kerry has no chance, huh? ( I thought I'd mix it up there). And so there comes to an end of my political rant.

Exciting news everyone. We are expanding the Instant Classic. The great Little Pat will now be going us to post his insights on things such as Hillary Duff. Oh yes, the time of the amazingness is upon us. My plan of world domination is coming into view! First the instant classic, next Waffles and then the world... wait, I mean, and then the Unashamed. When I said that Alie knew of war I wasn't joking! Well, nevermind on that, but I am hoping to keep up with the trends of three to a blog now, as Priscilla will be joining the waffle kids. But now, off to counter strike.