Okay, so in honor of my roomate I give you his story, based off the picture books that 2nd graders read. Without further ado I give you...


The Story of Little Pat (recovered by the Gringo Squad)

Pat is little.
Big men cannot stop little Pat.

Little Pat can wiggle past.
Big purple men cannot tackle little Pat.

Little Pat can scramble over big purple men.
Big purple men cannot tackle little Pat.

Big purple men tumble.
Big purple men stumble.

Big purple men cannot tackle little Pat.

Big purple men did not stop little Pat.
Little Pat is a big star.


*Recovered by the cleaning crew aptly called the "Gringo Squad" of Buck Services' Summer cleaning crew when cleaning out binders at St. Mike's church in Wheaton. They were the "Gringo Squad" because they spoke English.