Of Sausage and, well, sausage...

So I have decided something. If everyone in the world was given more testosterone, the world would be a much more violent, messy but better place. I mean seriously, things would be a lot more clear and effiecient. Here is a perfect example. Instead of trying to guess what you girlfriend/wife wanted for Valentine's day, she would tell you. Here are a couple examples of how things are now:

Wife/Girlfriend: You know what?
Guy: What
W/G: I really hate flowers.
Guy: ok
W/G: I mean, I really, really hate them.
Guy: ok
W/G: I mean, I know they smell really good and they look really pretty, but I just couldn't stand if you got me those for Valentine's day.
Guy: ok
W/G: So...You're not going to get me flowers right?
Guy: ok
....
Guy: I mean, no.
W/G: I just can't believe you! You never listen to me anymore! You think I'm not even worth flowers. (runs out of room)

Now that's the best case scenario. But here are other ways the the testosterone deprived gender works it's subtleties:

For I know you always remember
Love this strong isn't about gifts
Otherwise we would be shallow
We have a love that is deeper than this
Even though other couples will be giving gifts
Refuse the urge to get me anything
So we can prove true love

I give that an A+ in effort, B+ in creativity and A+ in stupidity.

All this could be solved by simply stating: "I want flowers." You see! This is what testosterone could do for our society. Please, let's help the flower business. Vote for me for president.