Sunday, January 25, 2004

Does a time share mean you have to go out of state?

What is the opposite of infamy? Today will live in the memories of all the bloggers as a day of famy. And Luke looked at the Blog and he said, "It is ok". But I have titels now, "Can you believe it?" (saying in homestar voice). Well, stuff has happened in the past few days that I believe I must share with the world. And by world I mean all three of you who read this. And by must share I mean, really don't have to tell you but since I'm bored and in my naivity believe that more than three people actually read this I will.
Now that I have titles I will be looking to have guests of the day/week/month to write on this blog. Of course that is difficult to do seeing as Dan had a very hard time getting people to write for his but it shall be done. I just have to say this though, I don't require anybody to dign any type of agreement. Well, I guess Dan didn't really either seeing as Dan was the only person who signed anything.
On thurs. after college small group I was driving Allison home and I realized that I had no idea how to get back to the dorm from her house. I could call her I thought but no! I would be victorious in finding my way back. So I turned in the general direction I thought North Central was in and low and behold there was Maple ave! which for those of you who don't know runs right next to my dorm. So I turned left adn started happily on my way. Now let me tell you, I was pretty proud of myself. I got even more sure that I was the "finding my way home when I don't know where to go" go-to-guy when I went under 355. Oh boy, who would have ever thought that driving under a bridge would give you such a great feeling. So I continued on my way and about 5-10 minutes later, still reveling in my own smrtness I thought back to good ol' 355 and how the sign on my right had been "Joliet South". And I thought to myself, "Yeah, good ol' Joilet South sign being on my right." And then I thought a little bit more about how if South was to my right then I would be going east. Which of course was not the way I wanted to go. Then I dismissed that thought by thinking I must be remembering wrong. But I got worried so I found a little compass that I have in my car (for emergencies such as this of course) and I tried looking at it but it was too dark and then I looked up and saw that maple was turning into 55. Pah! It took me an extra 20 minutes to get home because of my stupidity.

But at least i can be called by a superhero name. You see I was in English and if you must know my English class is about racism mostly and how blacks have it worse than whites. So the guy next to me leans over and says,"That would suck to be discriminated on like that, I bet that's how gays feel." And I said, "Yeah it would suck, except gays probably feel that way because they are ashamed." And with that he said, "Why would they feel ashamed?" And I said, "Because homosexuality is wrong." So we wispered about this for a good three minutes more and it ended up him calling me "Super-homophobe man". Now, its ok if I get persecuted for my beleifs but don't bring in super hero names. That's just crossing the line. So I went on to call him The Ignorance Crusader. Well, he didn't like that very much but by that time the teachers had noticed something was amiss and asked us what we were talking about. Before I could say anything he goes, "We were just discussing how homosexuality is the new racism, and he says it's ok to discriminate against gays." I was taken aback, because not only did he compare me to racists, but he also said that I said that it was ok to make fun of gays. Pah! So the teachers just looked at us and shook their heads and went back to saying how the white man was and is the worst thing that has happened to Chineese/Mexican/African-American/women/homosexuals/(enter any different kind of minority or diversity group here) America since the common cold. Me being a white man (although I am a 1/4 Mexican, so I wonder if that helps me out at all) just sat there. But other than that, oh yeah and writing at least 20 pages worth of pages and reading app. 150 pages per week, my English class isn't so bad. But just don't mess with super heroes.

Other than that, I think I'm done, I mean how much more can there be, who do I think I am, Dan? I mean come on people, my counterstrike works. (and I don't suck) whoa where did that come from? Well, I hope that after reading this you can feel like your time was well spent reading Dan's Blog and the original blogspot before this and that you want the last three minutes of your life back now. Seriously though, I do think that there are more than 3 people that read this.

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